The Middle2009

Sue Heck:
You just don't get it!

Frankie Heck:
Okay, stop right there. I don't get it? Um, I might not get a lot of things, but I get this. Women all over the world get this. Sorry to break it to you, but trying on swimsuits is a depressing, soul-killing rite of passage for all women. There are even entire comic strips devoted to it. What do you think "Cathy" has been aacking about all these years? I don't even put on a swimsuit without at least two margaritas in me. So, you just be happy that you're a cute 14-year-old looking for her first bikini, instead of a woman who's had three kids throwing away a mortgage payment on some miracle suit made with NASA Teflon material that shaves off ten pounds, but all it really does it push it all out your back. So, I get it, Sue, I get it. You hate you body. Well, congratulations, today you are a woman.