The Middle2009

Mike Heck:
You took Sue to the Ice Capades, and never thought about asking Axl.

Frankie Heck:
Oh, yeah. Like I'm going to get Axl to put on pants to watch princesses skate on ice.

Mike Heck:
You don't know. He might have loved it. Could have taken up skating, become a gold medalist, bought us a house.

Frankie Heck:
No, no. Don't try to turn this on me. Face it, you don't have a leg to stand on.

Mike Heck:
Oh, I got legs - two of them, just like Axl - that might have been perfect for ice skating. Only we'll never know 'cause you took Sue to Ice Capades.

Frankie Heck:
Hey, I still do stuff with Axl. When is the last time you did anything like that with Sue?

Mike Heck:
Hey, I spend time with Sue. I watched her play volleyball, Frankie. Got her checked out at the emergency room.

Frankie Heck:
I'm jut saying, you don't know where she works. You have no idea what JP-LA is.

Mike Heck:
Nobody does.