The Middle2009

Attendance Office:
This is the Orson High attendance office. May I speak to Frankie Heck, please?

Sue Heck:
[in fake accent] Yes, this is she. [whispers to self] Why am I British?

Attendance Office:
Sorry to bother you. I'm just verifying that Sue Heck is home sick today.

Sue Heck:
Oh, yes. She's quite sick. Sick as the dickens, I'm afraid.

Attendance Office:
Well, please make sure she brings a note with a parent signature.

Sue Heck:
A note?

Attendance Office:
Yes. It's a requirement any time a student has been absent.

Sue Heck:
Very well. A note. I'll add it to my shed-ule. Cheerio!