The Middle2009

Sue Heck:
Weren't you listening? The cheerleaders are stealing Wrestlerettes from us. You guys, we have to do something about this.

Ashley:
That sounds like it could take awhile. This is the night I usually bury things I found during the week.

Ruth:
Oh, I could sew together a spirit quilt for the cheerleaders to bless them in their endeavors.

Sue Heck:
No! We're not burying anything, and we are not blessing anyone. We built Wrestlerettes from the ground up, and we gotta fight for it. Who's with me?

Becky:
Wait. We're-We're gonna fight? 'Cause I got a sock full of old batteries in my locker. I call the blonde one!