The Middle2009

Brick Heck:
Ugh, thank God that's over.

Mike Heck:
Oh, right. How'd the big talk go?

Brick Heck:
Well, the nurse made us watch a movie where a boy kept running around a track. It was boring, so Dylan Murray made an inappropriate shadow puppet, and everybody giggled and the nurse yelled at us.

Mike Heck:
Yep. Sounds about right.

Brick Heck:
Then the girls came back in, and they had little pink gift bags that we didn't get, and-and that doesn't seem fair.

Frankie Heck:
Well, at least you got through it.

Brick Heck:
Not really. They're making us have a follow-up discussion next week. When does all this sex stuff end?

Frankie Heck:
It... tapers off.

Brick Heck:
Okay. Well, I guess I'll go look at your bras now. I'm not sure why, but, apparently, it's totally normal. And you guys are always after me to be normal, so...