The Middle2009

Sue Heck:
The cross country end of year banquet is coming up and they're holding it at the high school because our multi-purpose room has mold, and guess who's getting MVP?

Mike Heck:
Uh...

Sue Heck:
Me.

Frankie Heck:
Oh wow!

Sue Heck:
And I get to pose in the yearbook and everything. And I'll finally have a trophy to put on the mantel. It is a huge honor.

Mike Heck:
Wow. M.V.P. That still means most valuable player, right?

Sue Heck:
[nods] Oh, and you'll need to give them forty dollars by Thursday.

Mike Heck:
Forty bucks? For what?

Sue Heck:
The trophy. I can't believe I won. Aah!