The Middle2009

Axl Heck:
You know it's your fault she doesn't know. You said I couldn't text, and doing it in person is hard. I'm very sensitive.

Frankie Heck:
Well, Mr. Sensitive, she already bought a purple dress, so you're taking her!

Axl Heck:
I can't! Not with the second wave about to crash. You know, when the hot girls break up with their prom dates and are back on the market, desperate to go with anyone. And that's where I come in. "Hello, ladies", heh-heh.

Frankie Heck:
Heh-heh, well, "goodbye, ladies", 'cause you already got a date. Heh-heh.

Axl Heck:
Oh my God! You care about some girl you don't even know having a good time than your own son.

Frankie Heck:
Are you my own son? Because I didn't know my son was a jerk!

Axl Heck:
Well, that's where you're wrong!