The Middle2009

Axl Heck:
Oh, and, Dad, your problem is you're always giving out these crazy punishments without ever hearing our side of things. Sue's not allowed to have a friend over till she's thirty-five.

Mike Heck:
I never said that.

Sue Heck:
Brick, can you please read the minutes from our last meeting?

Brick Heck:
Last Thursday, Sue and Carly took the batteries out of your remote and put them in their karaoke machine, and you said, quote "No more friends over for twenty years" end quote.

Mike Heck:
You have meetings?

Axl Heck:
Hey, we're not just out in the yard breaking rocks. We're in the prison library trying to figure out how to bust out of this joint.