The Middle2009

Axl Heck:
So who'd you decide to go to prom with?

Sue Heck:
Actually, nobody. I am taking myself to prom. Just like Molly Ringwald in "Pretty in Pink".

Axl Heck:
Hm.

Sue Heck:
It's a very important movie from the '80s about self-acceptance.

Brick Heck:
Wait. I thought you were going with Darrin.

Sue Heck:
I was, but then I guess he decided he didn't want to go to prom after all. Oh, well. I'm off to prom. Will you take my picture? [hands Axl camera and he takes picture] Thanks. [leaves]

Brick Heck:
I know I'm only twelve, but that was the saddest thing I've ever seen in my entire life.