The Middle2009

Darrin:
Hey, what's with you?

Axl Heck:
What's with me? I don't want to see your stupid face right now. That's what's with me.

Darrin:
That's not very nice to say that about someone's face. What did my face ever do to you?

Axl Heck:
You told my sister you were going to take her to prom, and then, like, you just cancel on her last minute?

Darrin:
What are you talking about? She has like a million dates.

Axl Heck:
No, she doesn't, Darrin. She went to prom alone. And she wanted to go with you, so nice going.

Darrin:
She doesn't even like me.

Axl Heck:
Oh, my God. Are you an idiot? Do you not see how she gets those weird googly eyes whenever you come over, and grins like an idiot? It's completely disgusting and makes me want to vomit, but, for whatever reason, she still really likes you, and you really hurt you. And that's not cool. You do not hurt my sister.