The Middle2009

Frankie Heck:
I just think it's rude. You're having fun in the middle of the night without me. You're cheating on me with fun.

Mike Heck:
[laughs] Frankie, come on. You make a big deal of the smallest things. It's a freezer-burned steak. Here, you want a bite?

Frankie Heck:
No, I don't want a bite. I want to be invited by my husband to have dinner with him. You know, this is worse than an affair.

Mike Heck:
What?

Frankie Heck:
Yeah. I could understand if there was someone prettier or younger than me, but you're more interested in nobody. That hurts.