The Middle2009

Axl Heck:
Dudes, it's, like, a totally lame assignment. I mean, we're only juniors. What kind of big, life-changing event could we have even had?

Sean Donahue:
I know, it sucks. I'm probably just going to write about the time I got trapped under the ice at Patoka Lake. That counts, right?

Axl Heck:
What?

Darrin:
Yeah, I can't decide between the time I helped deliver my baby sister at the carpet store or the time I was pronounced dead for two minutes when I was six. What do you guys like better?