The Middle2009

Sue Heck:
This time I tried to keep my mouth closed, but it still got in there somehow. It's almost like he's doing it on purpose.

Frankie Heck:
Yeah, Sue, here's the thing. He is doing it on purpose.

Sue Heck:
What? Why? Why would he do something like that? It's so mean.

Frankie Heck:
Yeah, well, it might seem mean to you now, but, you know, some people sort of like it.

Sue Heck:
Who? Who would like that? It's like having an eel in your mouth.

Frankie Heck:
Oh, come on, Sue, there are two girls that are pregnant in your class right now. You never heard of French kissing?

Sue Heck:
Whoa. Wait a minute. That's French kissing?

Frankie Heck:
Yeah. What did you think it was?

Sue Heck:
I thought it was kissing during a rainbow.