The Mighty B!2008

Porita Gibbons:
[reading a shred of paper] Bessie K. Higgenbottom. What's the 'K' stand for? Ka-ka? [laughs maniacally]

Bessie Higgenbottom:
[slightly nervous] That's- That's a good one, Portia. Really good roll in the road. Yep, that 'K' is just a typo. It's a printing error. Quality type setting isn't what it used to be. That's a nice dress you're wearing.

Porita Gibbons:
Yeah, I know that. What I don't know is why you won't tell me your middle name.

Bessie Higgenbottom:
[really nervous] My middle name, um it's ka-... Why won't I tell you it? Uh 'cause I don't have one?

Porita Gibbons:
[skeptical] Oh really? What if you're a big ole liar?

Bessie Higgenbottom:
Okay, okay! I do have one, I do have one! But trust me it's for the best that no one ever find out what it is.