The Mighty Boosh2003

Lucien:
You should never go out on Black Lake when the moon be full.

Vince Noir:
Why?

Lucien:
Because there's somethin' out there... somethin' evil... somethin' that goes by the name of Old Gregg... [creepy music]

Vince Noir:
...who?

Lucien:
Ol' Gregg. Legendary fish. Some say he's half man, half fish. Others say it's more of a seventy-thirty split. Whatever the percentage, he's one fishy bastard.

Colin:
Some say he's a ghost. Can't catch what don't exists. Hook goes right through 'im.

Lucien:
Some say he's acquired the taste of human meat, won't respond to conventional bait. Only way to hook him is to use a child's toe.

The Moon:
And some say, Old Gregg is like a, a big fish finger, but big! Like um, like a garage. As big as a garage. Imagine that fish finger, when you can see it is as big as a garage, oh! It isn't small, it's the big one! Like that. [smiles]