The Mighty Boosh2003

Howard Moon:
Vince, this is difficult for me, but I feel as though I should say this. I love you, Vince.

Vince Noir:
[Tries to stifle his laughter]

Howard Moon:
What are you doing?

Vince Noir:
[laughing quietly] Nothing.

Howard Moon:
Are you laughing?

Vince Noir:
No.

Howard Moon:
You better not be laughing at me now.

Vince Noir:
[ontinues to laugh]

Howard Moon:
I'm telling you I love you. How dare you laugh at me.

Vince Noir:
You make me laugh.

Howard Moon:
That is so humiliating.

Vince Noir:
You just caught me off guard.

Howard Moon:
Really.

Vince Noir:
Yeah, it was out of the blue.

Howard Moon:
Well, I'm telling you I love you, and you're laughing at me.

Vince Noir:
Well, I love you.

Howard Moon:
You don't love me.

Vince Noir:
I do.

Howard Moon:
You're just saying that because I said it to you. It doesn't work. It doesn't mean anything.

Vince Noir:
No, I love you.

Howard Moon:
No, you don't.