The Monkees1966

DJ-69:
Take a seat please. To preclude the variable factor inherent in the human equation, we have instituted this new electronic personnel procedure requiring... Your name, please.

Peter:
What?

DJ-69:
Thank you. Last name: What. And your first name, Mr. What?

Peter:
N - It's not 'What'.

DJ-69:
Notwhat. Mr. Notwhat What.

Peter:
Wait a minute, that's not my name at all. My name is...

DJ-69:
[interrupting] Occupation?

Peter:
...Peter, ya dig? Pete.

DJ-69:
You dig peat. Occupation: Peat Digger. And your mother's maiden name?

Peter:
Thompson.

DJ-69:
Mother's name: Thompson. Sex, please?

Peter:
Female, of course.

DJ-69:
All right, Mrs. Notwhat.

Peter:
No, my *mother* is female.

DJ-69:
What do you do in your spare time, Mrs. Notwhat?

Peter:
Listen, I'm a man!

DJ-69:
In your spare time, you are a man.