The Muppet Show1976

Candice Bergen:
She was so unsophisticated, she thought Marcello Mastroianni was an Italian soup.

[entire panel laughs hysterically except for Sam]

Sam the American Eagle:
You mean it isn't an Italian soup?

Mildred:
And he calls himself a world traveler?

Sam the American Eagle:
No, now wait, I have been to restaurants where I've ordered Marcello Mastroianni, and I've gotten it.

Candice Bergen:
Really? What did you get?

Sam the American Eagle:
A swarthy, good-looking man sitting in a bowl. I always send him back.

Candice Bergen:
What do you get when you order a Russian dressing? Rudolf Nureyev putting on his tights?