The Muppet Show

The Muppet Show1976

The Muppet Show is a comedy television series created by Jim Henson and featuring the Muppets. After two pilot episodes produced in 1974 and 1975 failed to get the attention of network executives in the United States, Lew Grade approached Henson to … more »



Kermit the Frog:
Well, Connie, we sure wanna thank you for being with us on the show tonight.

Connie Stevens:
Well thank you, Kermit, I had a ball.

Kermit the Frog:
Hey, listen. We'd also like to present with you a little gift that we give to all our guest stars on the show. A Muppet Likeness of yourself.

Muppet Likeness:
Hiya, Connie. Do you think there's room for two of us in this business?

Connie Stevens:
Well, can you sing and dance?

Muppet Likeness:
Ahh, no!

Connie Stevens:
Well, then there's plenty of room. Thanks a lot, Kermit, this is a lovely surprise, I'd just like to...

[Gonzo's tomato plant wraps itself around her and carries her off stage]

Kermit the Frog:
Oh, no, it's that crazy Great Gonzo tomato plant. Hey, make sure Connie is OK and tell Gonzo either the plant goes or he goes. We lose more guests that way. Anyhow, take care of yourselves and we'll see you next time on "The Muppet Show".

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