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The Muppet Show is a comedy television series created by Jim Henson and featuring the Muppets. After two pilot episodes produced in 1974 and 1975 failed to get the attention of network executives in the United States, Lew Grade approached Henson to … more »



Kermit the Frog:
Lydia, oh Lydia, say have you met Lydia?/Lydia, the Tattooed Lady?/She has eyes that folks adore so/And a torso even more so/Lydia, oh Lydia, that encyclopedia/Oh Lydia the queen of tattoo/On her back is the battle of Waterloo?/Beside it the wreck of the Hesperus too/And proudly above waves the red, white and blue/You can learn a lot from Lydia/She can give you a view of the world in tattoo/If you step up and tell her where/For a dime you can see Kankakee or Paris/Or Washington crossing the Dulowear/Lydia, oh Lydia, say have you met Lydia?/Lydia, the Tattooed Lady/When her muscles start relaxing/Up the hill comes Andrew Jackson/Lydia, oh Lydia, oh have you met Lydia?/Lydia the champ of them all/She once swept an admiral clear of his feet/The ships on her hips made his heart skip a beat/And now the old boy's in command of the fleet/For he went and married Lydia.

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