The Muppet Show1976

Miss Piggy:
[Dom received a bouquet of roses intended for Miss Piggy, which he threw on the ground] Are those my roses?

Dom DeLuise:
Yes, they were your roses. Someone sent roses to a P-I-G.

Miss Piggy:
That amuses you?

Dom DeLuise:
Yes. [sings] The days of swine and roses...

Miss Piggy:
[angry] Knock it off, chubbo!

Dom DeLuise:
Chubbo?

Miss Piggy:
Mm-hmm.

Dom DeLuise:
Look who's talking.

Miss Piggy:
Are you saying I am a little overweight?

Dom DeLuise:
Little? Did I say little? No.

Miss Piggy:
[seeing a basket of fruit on the table] Well, you're jealous, because I got all these flowers, and all you have is that little teensy basket of fruit.

Dom DeLuise:
Actually, the little teensy basket of fruit is more suitable to you.

Miss Piggy:
Ho! And why is that?

Dom DeLuise:
I'll tell you why. Because... [picks up an apple and jams it in Miss Piggy's mouth]... it looks more natural. [laughs]