The Muppet Show1976

Fozzie Bear:
Listen, Mortimer, I didn't even know you were here.

Mortimer Snerd:
Well... say, maybe I'm not here.

Fozzie Bear:
What?

Mortimer Snerd:
Was I here yesterday?

Fozzie Bear:
Uh, no.

Edgar Bergen:
Well, then probably I'm not here today. I don't travel much.

Fozzie Bear:
Listen, Mr. Bergen...

Mortimer Snerd:
Am I supposed to be here?

Fozzie Bear:
Of course.

Edgar Bergen:
You'll have to excuse Mortimer. He's a little bit slow.

Mortimer Snerd:
Yeah, it's probably why I'm not here yet.

Fozzie Bear:
Wait, what do you mean, Mortimer?

Mortimer Snerd:
Well, if I was faster, I'd be here by now.

Edgar Bergen:
Listen, Mortimer. Take my word for it. You are here.

Mortimer Snerd:
Well, thank goodness.

Edgar Bergen:
Are you through?

Mortimer Snerd:
No, I'm here.