The Muppet Show1976

Fozzie Bear:
Hiya, Kermit.

Kermit the Frog:
Oh, hi there, Fozzie. Hey, listen, you better go and get ready. Go in the dressing room and get ready, would you?

Fozzie Bear:
Dressing room? I had a dressing room so small, all the mice were hunchbacked.

Kermit the Frog:
Please, Fozzie, No jokes right now. I'm a tired frog.

Fozzie Bear:
Tired frog? I knew a frog who got so tired he fell asleep during his nap.

Kermit the Frog:
Fozzie, what is this?

Fozzie Bear:
Oh, see, it's my new act. See, it's Jokes on Any Subject. You tell the subject, and the bear does the joke on it. Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.

Kermit the Frog:
Oh, Fozzie, please!

Fozzie Bear:
Please, take my wife! Please!

Kermit the Frog:
Fozzie, why don't you just go in the dressing room and get ready.

Fozzie Bear:
Dressing room? I had a dressing room so small...

Kermit the Frog:
I heard it.

Fozzie Bear:
Well what do you think about the act, Frog?

Kermit the Frog:
Well, Fozzie, it's got possibilities. Why don't you work on it? Alone.

Fozzie Bear:
Alone? Alone? This bear was left alone!