The Muppet Show1976

Scooter:
Hey boss, Muppy and I wanted to talk to you about the act we're doing on the show tonight.

Kermit the Frog:
Scooter, you're not doing an act on the show tonight.

Scooter:
Gee, my uncle who owns the theatre thought of this act.

Kermit the Frog:
Tell us about the act you're doing on the show tonight.

Scooter:
Oh, it's called "Simon Smith and His Amazing Dancing Dog". Yeah, I sing this song see, and Muppy here does this cute, adorable, sweet, sugary little dance.

Kermit the Frog:
Well, it sounds says the frog displaying his artistic judgment: sappy.

Scooter:
Gee, my uncle thought it was...

Kermit the Frog:
It sounds says the frog displaying his will to survive: wonderful.

Scooter:
Yeah, it's great. You'll love it.

Kermit the Frog:
Certainly. I've often thought of Muppy here as about the cutest little fellow around. [Muppy attacks Kermit and bites him]

Scooter:
He thinks as himself as a killer.

Kermit the Frog:
Let me out of here!