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The Muppet Show is a comedy television series created by Jim Henson and featuring the Muppets. After two pilot episodes produced in 1974 and 1975 failed to get the attention of network executives in the United States, Lew Grade approached Henson to … more »


Gonzo:
[seated on a motorcycle, about to perform a motorcycle stunt] Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. This evening, I will perform a feat of lunatic daring. Before your very eyes, I will ride this motorcycle up this ramp and jump directly into... [looks up at Waldorf and Statler's theater box]... THAT box, landing safely between those two elderly gentlemen.

Waldorf, Statler:
[looking at each other; alarmed] What!

Gonzo:
Oh, I can assure you, you'll be in no danger.

Statler:
You're right.

Waldorf:
We'll be in Chicago!

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