The Muppet Show1976

[Gonzo has gotten over his crush on Miss Piggy]

Gonzo:
I found somebody else.

Miss Piggy:
Oh, well, uh, yeah, what, uh...

[clears throat]

Miss Piggy:
What's she like?

Gonzo:
Well, she's nothing like you at all.

Miss Piggy:
Mm-hmm.

Gonzo:
She's BEAUTIFUL!

[Piggy looks stunned and slowly looks toward Gonzo]

Gonzo:
And she's got this cute little nose. And she's intelligent and talented, and I'm very happy.

[Gonzo looks toward Piggy, who quivers in anger and holds up her fist]

Gonzo:
So you see, breaking up with you isn't painful at all.

Miss Piggy:
Not until now! Hiiii-ya!

[karate-chops Gonzo on the nose, twisting it into his mouth]

Gonzo:
[muffled] I see what you mean.