The Muppet Show1976

Miss Piggy:
Kermit? That was a low and dirty trick, setting up a date with me and Gonzo. Wasn't it?

Kermit:
Oh, yeah, yeah I suppose it was. Mhm, I'm sorry.

Miss Piggy:
Oh! Kermit, thank you for apologizing so sincerely and abjectly to your lover pig.

Kermit:
Well, that wasn't exactly an abject apology.

Miss Piggy:
[Gonzo has come up behind Piggy and is nuzzling up to her] GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU TWIT TURKEY!

[to Kermit]

Miss Piggy:
Kermit, now that you've begged for my forgiveness...

[to Gonzo]

Miss Piggy:
DON'T TOUCH ME, YOU JIVE GEEK!

[to Kermit]

Miss Piggy:
...why don't we just kissy-poo and make up, my darling?

[to Gonzo]

Miss Piggy:
YOU'RE BREATHING ON ME!

[to Kermit]

Miss Piggy:
Kissy-kissy?

Kermit:
Uh, Miss Piggy, while I am flattered at this display of affection, allow me to remind you once again that I do not want you.

Gonzo:
Oh, good, then can I have her?

Miss Piggy:
[Miss Piggy karate chops both of them at once, one with each hand] That is known as getting two turkeys with one chop.