The Muppet Show1976

Scooter:
Oh, boy, oh, boy, chief. Are we in trouble.

Kermit:
What now?

Scooter:
You know how you're planning to do the jousting scene from Camelot?

Kermit:
Of course. That's the show's grand finale.

Scooter:
Well, the people that published the music from Camelot just called and they won't let you do it.

Kermit:
What? I was willing to give them credit! I would've given them a big build up! I would have given anything to do the jousting scene!

Scooter:
They want money.

Kermit:
Cancel the jousting scene.

Scooter:
Gee whiz, chief. I thought you said we had 14.95 in the cash box

Kermit:
Yeah, well I spent 13.50 on the suits of armor.