The Muppet Show

The Muppet Show1976

The Muppet Show is a comedy television series created by Jim Henson and featuring the Muppets. After two pilot episodes produced in 1974 and 1975 failed to get the attention of network executives in the United States, Lew Grade approached Henson to … more »



Vincent Price:
Good evening. Excuse me, do you have a room for the night? You see, the road has washed out and my horse had a flat tire.

Fozzie:
[stammering nervously] Well, maybe, I, uh...

Vincent Price:
I must tell you I am not alone. I am traveling with my beautiful assistant and a hideously deformed monster.

[Uncle Deadly enters]

Fozzie:
Ugh! Hideously deformed is right!

Uncle Deadly:
Watch it! I'm the beautiful assistant.

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