The New Adventures of China Smith1954

[China enters his cabin and finds a beautiful woman searching his luggage]

China Smith:
Smith is the name - William Smith - as you've no doubt discovered from my suitcase. You'd be Passenger Number 12.

Sandra:
I-I must have the wrong cabin.

China Smith:
In a manner of speaking, yes, but not by mistake. How much did my sordid friend with the fez pay you for your trouble.

Sandra:
Ten dollars... and another ten if I found what he wants.

China Smith:
Oh, that's twenty dollars! They'll not be much of a stipend left.

Sandra:
How did you know?

China Smith:
The poor lad has a yen for intrigue but he lacks talent. He worked too hard ignoring you. Now me, I'm a dedicated man myself, but I found time for a passing glance.