The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh1988

[Winnie the Pooh and friends are interrogated after getting arrested]

Tigger:
Me? It was all Pooh's idea!

Winnie the Pooh:
[scenes will switch back and forth] Uh, the night of the 32nd? I was sleeping... I believe.

Tigger:
Then it was Piglet's idea!

Piglet:
I don't remember a thing; I was young and foolish. I blame society!

Tigger:
Eeyore! Eeyore's the one!

Eeyore:
Might as well confess - got one of those guilty faces anyway.

Tigger:
No, no, it was Tigger! It was Tigger! It was Tig...

[Tigger freezes realizing what he did]

Tigger:
...ger... I want my lawyer!

[scene switches to the animals in court]

The Judge:
I find you guilty of first-degree causing noise! And I'm throwing the book at you!

[the judge does so, literally]

Winnie the Pooh:
It's too bad I can't read.