The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh1988

Tigger:
I can't take it! I'm going ster-crazy! I want out! Out I tell ya! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Pooh:
But, Tigger, we've only been in here for five minutes.

Tigger:
Oh, yeah. Seems like six.

Piglet:
[Sniffling] I... I'm disappointed in you, Pooh.

Pooh:
[Allowing Piglet to blow his nose on his shirt] I am, too, Piglet. I shouldn't have done what I did. Even if I didn't know what I did.

Tigger:
Go easy on him, sherrif. I think he ate too much honey and couldn't help himself.

Rabbit:
It's too late for that! You two are going to get just what you deserve! [He points to where Gopher "the Judge" is sitting, playing the harmonica]

Gopher:
Looks like there's gonna be a double swingin' tonight! [Cackles maniacally]

Pooh:
Oh, how wonderful! May I go first?

Tigger:
No! No! I cannot do it! [Getting on his knees] I confess, sherriff! I did it! I took the train! Pooh had nothing to do with it.

Piglet:
You mean Pooh's innocent?

Tigger:
Yes! He told me not to take the train, but I wouldn't listen. He was just a fall-bear in all this.

Piglet:
[Lets Pooh out of jail, and gives him a big hug] Oh, Pooh! I'm so glad you're not a low-down, no-good, lousy train robber!

Pooh:
Why, thank you, Piglet. I'm glad to hear it, too.

Rabbit:
Well, where is the train then? It's not like it could have just gone off by itself! [He hears the train whistle and sees the train coming] On the other hand... [shouting] *Run*!