The New Batman Adventures

Batman:
Where's the gas?

Guru:
Go ahead. Throw me in jail. It won't do you any good.

Batman:
Who said anything about jail?

[Batman throws the Guru out the window, rope tied around his legs, leaving his dangling outside the building]

Robin:
Batman!

Batman:
Quiet.

Guru:
[Whimperng] Help!

Batman:
You didn't answer my question.

Guru:
I-I can't! He'll kill me!

Batman:
Death is death. Does it matter who administers it?

Robin:
You're not really gonna - ?

Guru:
No. No! No!

Batman:
My question, remember?

Guru:
He-he took the gas down to the 72nd Street subway station.

Batman:
Why?

Guru:
He's gonna fill the tunnels with it.

Batman:
Just in time for rush hour.