Batman: Where's the gas?Guru: Go ahead. Throw me in jail. It won't do you any good.Batman: Who said anything about jail?[Batman throws the Guru out the window, rope tied around his legs, leaving his dangling outside the building]Robin: Batman!Batman: Quiet.Guru: [Whimperng] Help!Batman: You didn't answer my question.Guru: I-I can't! He'll kill me!Batman: Death is death. Does it matter who administers it?Robin: You're not really gonna - ?Guru: No. No! No!Batman: My question, remember?Guru: He-he took the gas down to the 72nd Street subway station.Batman: Why?Guru: He's gonna fill the tunnels with it.Batman: Just in time for rush hour.

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