The New Statesman1987

House of Commons Speaker:
Now, Mr. B'stard, you've heard the evidence of the manager of the Royal Excelcier Hotel, who saw you book in in the company of several underage girls.

Alan B'Stard:
[Slight chuckle] Yes. I am the Parlimentary Advisor to the Young Lady's Recreational Association, and so, naturally, I wanted to find out what young ladies like to do for fun.

House of Commons Speaker:
And what did they do for fun on the night of May the 14th?

Alan B'Stard:
[Chuckling to himself] They sang "Ging Gang Goolie".

House of Commons Speaker:
[Not amused] "Ging Gang Goolie"?

Judge:
Didn't you ever go camping? If you don't know, it goes [singing] Ging gang goolie goolie goolie goolie watcha.

Judge, Young Lady's Recreation Association Members:
[singing] Ging gang goo Ging gang goo Ging gang goolie goolie goolie goolie watcha...

Judge:
[Slamming down his gabel] I don't think so!

House of Commons Speaker:
Thank you, my Lord, the court is alive to the sound of music.