The Norm Show1999

Norm Henderson:
Listen, Laurie, Hector has something to tell you. Ah, Hector, tell, tell, tell Laurie about your mother.

Hector:
She's dead and I have cancer. [lying to Laurie]

Laurie Freeman:
What? [shocked]

Norm Henderson:
No, no, no, no, no - Hector, the truth.

Hector:
My mother's alive in Cuba; I just wanted to see America. I did not think it would be so bad to lie.

Laurie Freeman:
Hector, why would you do something like that?

Norm Henderson:
Ah, come on now, he just needed a little vacation, you know, from thee, ah... Godless communists. You know?

Laurie Freeman:
Well, I'm gonna have to call Mr. Denby right away. We have got to get you home. [leaving the kitchen]

Hector:
Norm, why did you do this?

Norm Henderson:
Ah, listen, Hector, you know, ahhh, what I told you about lying, it wasn't right; kids should never lie, you know? You got to wait 'till you're an adult, so, so you can do it responsibly.