The Norm Show1999

Laurie Freeman:
So, Hector, are there any questions you've wanted to ask anybody since you've been in the country?

Hector:
Well, there is one thing I've been wondering about...

Laurie Freeman:
Hummm, what's that?

Hector:
Where do babies come from?

Laurie Freeman:
Well, Hector, that's a very good question. Ummm, when a man and a woman love each other, they...

Norm Henderson:
BOOOOO! [towards Laurie] You got to be able to talk to kids in their own laguage there, Laurie. [turns to face Hector after moving closer to him] Ah, let me explain it to you this way, Hector: you see, ah, ah, a man has what's called a, ah, bunny rabbit. And, ah, a woman has a cabbage patch, now! In order to, ah, get a baby, thee bunny rabbit has to hop into thee cabbage patch. Now, sometimes, you know, through no fault of the bunny rabbit, maybe too much to drink, stress, whatever... who knows, you know, maybe thee, ah, maybe he's heard of a bigger bunny rabbit that was in the cabbage patch earlier, whatever it is. The point of it is this: often times the bunny rabbit has to look at explicit photographs before it can even go near the cabbage patch.

Laurie Freeman:
Nor, Norm! I've had sex and you've confused me!