The Norm Show

The Norm Show1999

The Norm Show is an American television sitcom that ran from 1999 through 2001 on the ABC television network. Originally titled The Norm Show, the show simply became Norm from September 1999 through the remainder of the show's run. more »



Norm Henderson:
No, no - I think I know a way to get this guy. [referring to Lee, the guy Lurie's been trying to get]

Laurie Freeman:
What do you mean?

Norm Henderson:
Well, ah, let me explain something to you, Lurie, you know, ah: in the animal kingdom the male lion is always interested in the lioness that has another male lion, that way it knows that the lioness is fertile and free of disease

Laurie Freeman:
Ohhhh! [understanding his point]

Norm Henderson:
Yeah. And you are, right?

Laurie Freeman:
Yeah!

Lee:
[having just walked over with some paper work] Hey, ah, Lurie, if you can give me that last total we can get the budget out today.

Norm Henderson:
Ahhh! Lurie, I love ya! [putting his hands on her shoulders] Love ya! Every time I look at you I think: there is a girl, who is clean and can have a baby!

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