The Norm Show1999

Norm Henderson:
[standing in front of a faded-blue background talking to the viewers, with white square that says "TV 14 D" on it] Hi, I thought tonight would be a good time to show you exactly how these ratings work. [another white box with "TV G" appears on screen] For example, I can get this to change [points at it] if I say "Hell". Doesn't even change for Hell. What a world, huh, folks? I guess I have to say something rougher like "ass". [the box changes to "TV PG"] Then it becomes a TV PG. There's also ratings for violence... [picks up a green glass bottle and breaks it over his head; the box changes again to "TV PG V"] And suggestive dialogue. You know what I'm saying, folks? Sugestive? [another change makes it "TV PG VD"] Oh, hey, VD! [it changes to "TV PG VDS"] And that brings us to "S", for sexual situations. Thank you, enjoy the show.