The Norm Show1999

Max Denby:
Norm, I have to talk to you about a very delicate matter...

Norm Henderson:
Oh! Sir, this isn't about your period again, is it, sir? [stands up] Because as I've explained, sir, that's not a curse, it's the full-flowering of your womanhood, you know that!

Max Denby:
It's about Taylor, I-I-I I want you to watch her; I think she may be turning tricks again.

Norm Henderson:
Oh! Oh! Say no more, sir... [pulls out his wallet] What do you need? Two, three-hundred bucks?

Max Denby:
Norm, she's a mess! Norm, oh no, she's a mess! I-I she looks like she's been up all night. I think she may have fallen off the hookerwagon.

Norm Henderson:
Mr. Denby, Mr. Denby, come on now. They haven't called it the hookerwagon in years. PIMPmobiles is what they call it now!