The Norm Show1999

Tony DiBenedetto:
Ow! Hey! Look at this guy! [picking up Wiener Dog] Hey, hey! How you doing there little fella? Huh? Hey [to Denby] I hear you hired someone with no thumbs and three-inch legs. I'm glad we're finally hiring the disabled around here. So, ah, where is this courageous mess? [kissing and hugging the dog]

Norm Henderson:
Well, ah, right now you're sexually harrassing him, sir.

Tony DiBenedetto:
The dog? You dumb huckleberry! Don't tell me you hired a god!

Max Denby:
Well, I-I-I-I-I didn't know he was a dog at the time.

Tony DiBenedetto:
Oh, that's funny! I picked up on it right away! [sarcastically]