The Norm Show

The Norm Show1999

The Norm Show is an American television sitcom that ran from 1999 through 2001 on the ABC television network. Originally titled The Norm Show, the show simply became Norm from September 1999 through the remainder of the show's run. more »



Max Denby:
Norm! What is your dog doing at work?

Norm Henderson:
Sir, remember when you, ah, told us to keep an eye out for Level I Clarical Assistant?

Max Denby:
Do-do, don't tell me you hired Wiener Dog.

Norm Henderson:
Well, you know, sir, technically you did when you signed this authorization form. Remember? You encouraged us to find somebody with a disability.

Max Denby:
[reads the piece of paper] Applicant has no thumbs, three-inch legs, and speaks absolutely no English. This, this, this, this is atrocious; he's fired, he's fi - get rid of him! Get rid of him now!

Norm Henderson:
Come on, sir, you can't fire Wiener Dog, there. He's a good man.

Max Denby:
Why? Watch me.

Laurie Freeman:
Well, sir, actually sir, as crazy as it sounds, you really can't fire him; if you terminate a worker with no notice, the union automatically files a grievance.

Max Denby:
I-I-I, I can't fire a dog?

Danny Sanchez:
This is great! If we hire a new drug counselor, can I get my hermit crab?

Taylor Clayton:
I have a gold fish I've been trying to get in the government for years. [Danny laughs]

Max Denby:
STOP! STOP all of you!

Laurie Freeman:
Well, I'm afraid it says right here, sir [pointing to a place in a union handbook] before you fire anyone, you have to state the specific problem and then give them two weeks to improve their performance.

Max Denby:
[faces Wiener Dog] Hello, Wiener Dog, I, ah, am sorry to say that I'm unhappy with your job performance; you got two weeks to improve your typing skills and learn to talk!

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