The Norm Show1999

Councilman Schmutznik:
Okay! The next matter before the committee is the hearing in support of MC-218, the Norm Law.

Norm Henderson:
The Norm Law? [to Denby, whom has suggested that law earlier] Sir, I cannot believe this. You are besmirching the name of many a famous Norm's. why, I believe the great Norm Crosby himself would find this law grossly erogenous

Max Denby:
You're in big trouble, mister! [going through files in a bunch of boxes on Norm he's brought to the hearing] Big trouble! I was up all night working on my speech, all night; takes about two hours. Ah, I left a little time at the end for people to chant your name in anger! [wheeling a some heavy boxes on a dolly to the podium]

Councilman Schmutznik:
First of all, let me apologize for the long wait. All right now! We will now hear from a mister Denby, and then a Norm Henderson, then lastly we will question the Shelly Kilmartin about her alleged negligence. Unfortunately, because we are behind schedule we will have to limit everyone's testimony. Mister Denby, you have thirty seconds.

Max Denby:
[sudden look of shock] Thir'? Wha-what, what? WHAT? [looking at his watch and stuttering heavily] I-I-I, thirty! Un-un-un-un, NO! Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, I got, I got these files! [lifting the massive paper work] These files! There's, there's so, so, so much! I-I-I-I-I-I [looking at his watch again] N-NOOOOO! AH! NORM! [pointing like a madman for a few seconds with a throbbing forehead vein] BAD! [taking off his glasses and lowering his head in defeat]