The Nostalgia Critic2007

Nostalgia Critic:
[Ralphie daydreams about Drusilla being held hostage by a Nazi interrogator] Oh, hey. Daydreaming because... first movie!

Nazi Interrogator:
I could help to refresh your memory. [Drusilla spits in his face. The Nazi Interrogator wipes his face, kisses his glove and laughs evilly]

Nostalgia Critic:
Ewww. That's so weird addition to have in your fantasy. In fact, let's have the Perverted Ralphie Counter on the side. I get the feeling we're gonna need it throughout this film. [Gestures. A number one pops up on the Perverted Ralphie Counter]

Drusilla:
[Ralphie smashes through a window and shoots a ceiling fan. It falls on the Nazi Interrogator's head and knocks him out] Oh, mon cheri, you saved me from a fate worse than death.

Nostalgia Critic:
No, no. You're still in the movie, honey.