The Nostalgia Critic2007

Nostalgia Critic:
Now where's my other student, F***up McDumbass?

[as slovenly student]

Nostalgia Critic:
Hey, teach, here's my project and it's awesome! It's got a lot of running, a lot of chili dogs, there's a monkey and a chicken and they just yell all the time. Blah blah blah blah blah, it's totally awesome.

[as teacher, deadpan]

Nostalgia Critic:
McDumbass, did you put any effort into this?

[as student]

Nostalgia Critic:
No, I just got high. [the Critic gives the project an F]