The Nostalgia Critic2007

Tails:
[surrounded by Scratch, Grounder and Coconuts] We're surrounded, Sonic. Call 911.

Sonic:
No way, Tails, this is nothing. 911 is for real emergencies.

Nostalgia Critic:
That's right, kids, don't call 911 if someone's trying to kill or kidnap you, only call for important things. Like if the cable goes out and you can't watch The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog. That's what's important.