The Nostalgia Critic2007

Nostalgia Critic:
My god! How do you even advertise a show like this? I mean, what did the commercials look like?

[as an announcer]

Nostalgia Critic:
Hey, kids! Ren and Stimpy making too much sense for you? Then put on "The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog"! You'll love this cosmic out-of-body raping of your senses. It's like a Japanese show in English, only you still have no idea what's going on,

[pointing at a picture of Chester A. Bum]

Nostalgia Critic:
You must be at least this high to watch.