The Nostalgia Critic2007
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After the infamous "Bat Credit Card" scene
Nostalgia Critic:
A "Bat Credit Card?" They gave him a "Bat Credit Card?" They had the BALLS to give one of the GREATEST SUPERHEROES OF ALL TIME, A "BAT CREDIT CARD?" NO! NO! DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE!
stage direction:
Doug is being restrained by someone off screen. Caption says "20 minutes later"
Nostalgia Critic:
I apologize for that outrage. It was childish and immature. I just get a little peeved when I see one of my childhood icons carrying... A BAT CREDIT CARD! YOU BASTARDS! I'LL KILL YOU! I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU! YOU'LL ALL DIE, YOU'LL GET THE GAS!
stage direction:
Doug is being restrained once again. Caption says "One hour later"
Nostalgia Critic:
Ahem. RAPE MY CHILDHOOD, WILL YOU? YOU WILL ALL DIE! YOU WILL ALL DIE!
stage direction:
Doug is being restrained once more. Caption reads "Seven hours later"
Nostalgia Critic:
Okay. I'm cool, I'm fine, I'm cool, I'm fine. So, After Batman uses the... you know what...
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