The Nostalgia Critic2007

Nostalgia Critic:
[about Ophelia] So she shows all the photoshopped pictures of history she says that she's been given a gift that's been passed on through the ages, and that she has tried to prove this theory as a professor in the past, but nobody has ever believed her. Why?

Ophelia:
Male academia.

Nostalgia Critic:
...I'm sorry, what was the reasoning again?

Ophelia:
Male academia.

Nostalgia Critic:
...Okay. Look, lady. Um, I'm not gonna act like there isn't some double standard bullshit going on in the world. Uh, women getting paid less than men, that's bullshit. Uh, men sleeping around with women being called a player, but a woman sleeps around with men, she's called a slut, that's bullshit. But when you go around with your "theories" that there are in fact "Catwomen" who exist today and have existed years in the past because the spirits of the Egyptian gods are in these little tiny felines going around who breathe on dead women, bringing them back to life, a sort of "Catwoman zombie", if you will, who now exist and fight crime even to this day... why do you think nobody believed you again?

Ophelia:
Male academia.

Nostalgia Critic:
[makes buzzer sound] Wrong! It's because you're f***ing crazy! Male academia? Suck my sexist, women-bashing, chauvinistic, stripper-watching, porn-loving, overly-paid dick!

[shows Patience in her Catwoman outfit]

Nostalgia Critic:
If this movie's all "women are power," how come in the next scene she's dressed like a poster a 13-year old boy would hang over his bed and jerk off to?