The Nostalgia Critic2007

[a meeting of Catwomen Anonymous is in session, with the various actresses who had played Catwoman in the past in attendance]

Group Counselor:
Okay, I think we've made some progress today. I think that Miss Hathaway, talking about the benefits of winning her Oscar, shows us all how we can move on from not starring in our own Catwoman movie.

Michelle Pfeiffer:
Oh, please.

Group Counselor:
Miss Pfeiffer disagrees?

Michelle Pfeiffer:
Yes, Miss Pfeiffer disagrees. They talked about making a Catwoman movie for years, and I was supposed to play the part. But they waited too long and the fanbase died down, resulting in that abomination with Halle Berry.

Anne Hathaway:
Shh, shh, shh. You know we never mention She Who Must Not Be Mentioned.

Michelle Pfeiffer:
But aren't you technically mentioning her?

Sean Young:
It doesn't matter. Pfeiffer's role should have been my role to begin with!

Group Counselor:
Yes, Sean Young. We all remember how you ambushed Tim Burton dressed as Catwoman in order to force him to put you in the role. [looks into the camera] That's not comedic writing. She really did that, folks.

Sean Young:
Doesn't matter! Berry stole the role from all of us and she ruined it!

Michelle Pfeiffer:
Yes, it was the first time that Catwoman had been given the leading role, and she botched it up forever.

Anne Hathaway:
Yes, and she has never paid for her actions.

Group Counselor:
Now, now, ladies, let's stay focused, okay?